File under 'soft core seizures'

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 18:50:59 GMT

last night my stepdad bought everyone at the continental a shot.

my fake problems

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:54:58 GMT

today for about 5 minutes i was able to convince myself that my biggest problem was that the model i was shooting's thong was showing while i was shooting those metallic leggings that are super hot right now.

....thats the least of my problems.

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 06:13:30 GMT

lets all just

GET DOWN

it always

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 06:23:09 GMT

ends up boiling down to

ONE DAY

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damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 08:59:45 GMT

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hey LIVEJOURNAL!

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:13:59 GMT

So theres this test you gotta pass and I think i did it. I am 100% past the past of test pass passing tests. I am like 14 cowboys on cocaine and shit in need of a wartering hole. I was all clemb cmibing trees and going out on limbs but now i just do mah thang and zippy zippy. Me and you, were like strangers now LJ, we used to be buds! Wht happened? OH yea, its cool now, everything is like some spicy chili, its all good now but wait a bit and i got some gas to be reckoned with and im shitting so uncontrollably its like when them damn levees broke all over New Orleans and ruined philip von zxwecks mommy haus. I was looking for skookum but he just ran farther into the woods out west and now they coming here!? Is this one of those posts people write and no one gets it? NO! becuase i say it makes a shit ton of sense so it does. Well, i was only awake fore like 4 hours and even the coffee cant make me sleep like i was when i was awake. I mean sleeping. Wait, the line aint so clear, but i passed the test and climbed out on a limb to find that sweet spot and im ALL IT! ALL IN! 100% and more so than that! You cant excape my friend! excapade! extrapate extra pate de foooiii grasss (say that like english not french).

Anyway...In easy e terms. I am back on the whole mike thing. You know, not giving a fuck and...well its time for life drawing....like you know...drawing my life?

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:14:19 GMT

ya know??

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:54:26 GMT

I swear to god if this upcoming election has any, ANY discrepancies with Florida I'm gonna axe some retired folk.

BAHAHA

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Tue, 06 May 2008 21:53:29 GMT

75 Yuppie ass San Deigans arrested in stupidest frat-drug ring in history of California.

Here, I'll sum it up:

"Those arrested included a student who was about to receive a criminal justice degree and another who was to receive a master's degree in homeland security.

"A sad commentary is that when one of these individuals was arrested, they inquired as (to) whether or not his arrest and incarceration would have an effect on him becoming a federal law enforcement officer," said Ralph Partridge, special agent in charge of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration in San Diego."

"A member of Theta Chi sent out a mass text message to his "faithful customers" stating that he and his "associates" would be unable to sell cocaine while they were in Las Vegas over one weekend, according to the DEA. The text promoted a cocaine "sale" and listed the reduced prices."

-taken from the associated press

"IS THIS GOING TO AFFECT MY CAREER CHOICE?!?!??" BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

JEWSSSPAPER

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Tue, 06 May 2008 06:09:48 GMT

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 07:59:45 GMT

vague post for attention.

***note to self

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:04:24 GMT

The seven social sins are:

1. "Bioethical" violations such as birth control

2. "Morally dubious" experiments such as stem cell research

3. Drug abuse

4. Polluting the environment

5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor

6. Excessive wealth

7. Creating poverty

Its a sin to be poor i guess.

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:01:20 GMT

Aus-Rotten.

How did I forget?

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:04:37 GMT

This weekend was interesting to say the least.
I'm moved.
Allstate is giving me upwards of $5500 for getting rear ended.
My pinky and ring finger on my left hand are permantently asleep.
We rode 20 miles in a naked bike ride.
Charles got hit by a car, naked.

Why do we say "a" United States citizen but we say "an" undisclosed location, considering both words following the word "a/a" have un- as the first two letters (prefix or otherwise)?

dream

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 17:47:42 GMT

Shark
To see a shark in your dream, represents a person whom you see as greedy and unscrupulous. This person goes after what what he or she wants with no regards to the well-being and sensitivity of others. The shark may also be an aspect of your own personality which exhibit these qualities. Alternatively, you may be going through a difficult, painful, or unpleasant emotional period. The shark symbolizes feelings of anger, hostility, and fierceness. You may be an emotional threat to yourself or to others.

Hotel
To see a hotel in your dream, signifies a new state of mind or a shift in personal identity. You need to move away from your old habits and old way of thinking. Or you feel the need to temporarily escape from your daily life.

Surfing
To dream that you are surfing, indicates the ups and downs of some emotional situation or relationship. You may feel overwhelmed. One minute you can be in control of your emotions and the next minute you are not.

Auction (ebay)
To dream that you are at an auction, indicates that you may be undervaluing or overvaluing something or some relationship. It may also mean that you have learned from your past experiences and are ready to move on.

Island
To see an island or dream that you are on an in your dream, signifies ease, relaxation and comfort.

To dream that you are in stranded on a island, signifies that you are in a rut and do not quite know what to do with your life. On the other hand, you may be seeking some solitude. Perhaps you are running away from a situation instead of trying to confront it.

...i couldnt get to the island.

Golf
To dream that you are playing or watching golf, signifies pleasant indulgences. It may also indicate that you are idling and wasting time. Alternatively, the dream symbolizes your individual accomplishments and your drive to succeed.

Bulldozer
To see a bulldozer in your dream, suggests that you are feeling pushed away from what you want.� Or you are being diverted away from the path to your goals.� You may be feeling helpless and bullied. Alternatively, it may indicate that you need to organize and clear away the clutter in your life.

--they were bulldozing the golf course

Sleeping
To dream that you are sleeping, denotes peace of mind. Alternatively, it may also mean that you are ignorant and not fully aware of the conditions and circumstances around you. If you are sleeping with a stranger, suggests that you are avoiding some issue or situation that is being symbolized by the stranger. Perhaps you are refusing to recognize a negative aspect of yourself.

To see others sleeping, is often a reflection of yourself and your own unconscious mind. It is indicative of how you may not be alert or informed about a particular situation.

Sleeping may also be synonymous with death in that it beckons renewal and new beginnings.

this dream makes a LOT of sense to me.

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:45:37 GMT

over Kiev and down to the sea.

fly

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:40:28 GMT

today a fly landed on me. I spit on my hand so it would eat it. The fly ate it and continued to waltz around my hand pooing on me while it ate. I carried it around on my finger for awhile. it would fly around and i would say come back, extend my finger and it would come back and search the crevice between the nail and skin on my fingers with its proboscis. it flew away one time.

it didnt come back.

black men

damnbackslides@yahoo.com — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:04:48 GMT

so i was going pee.

i walked into the restroom, coated and ready to make my commute to ECC. I saw an african american peer washing his hands, meticulously scrubing each finger. I think he was cleaning to avoid class, and look at himslef in the mirror. or to wash the black out of him.

Assuming he would leave i went to the urinal. Seeing as i successfully used a urinal once today, i thought i'd give it another go. (my penis does not like urinals.) No luck at first. My distant peer mumbling to himself. I'm still concentrating, hoping him to leave, glaring at my flaccid, urine-less cock. Walking. Where the fuck is this kid going? Hmm. zipper. Right next to me. 5 urinals, and he picks the one right next to me. there is NOBODY in the bathroom besides me and this kid and all of a sudden i realize the piss inside of my bladder will not expel from my urinary tract. The act of passing this urine would be an act of god. moving that large slab of rock to reveal jesus, resurrected. Why was he next to me after he was scraping layers of skin off his goddamn hands 3 seconds ago? Futhermore... where the hell am i going to pee? I knew as soon as I zipped up my zipper, I would have to piss like a racehorse. A piss of Victoria falls-like proportions. But no. This black boy was the Hoover dam of my Colorado river. He didn't even pee. I heard no sound in the dead silence whilst my personal space was being invaded, especially since my schlong was hanging out. He stopped trying. He didn't pee and neither did I, when I left, he was back at it, rubbing layer upon layer of skin off his hands. But this time, he glared at me. I looked down, pumped the paper towel dispenser 4 times, dryed and almost peed my pants.

i really really had to go.